ABOUT COLIN

Colin was born.......somewhere.....sometime......yeah.

He was raised.....on the back streets......learned to love...before he could eat.....He found his kicks, eating the mushrooms that grew beneath the stairs....he pretended that they had magical powers....and considering that those mushrooms are common ingredients in many illegal substances these days...they probably were magical!  Anyways, He found his days were fun.....but then....after a few months of this...on his 2nd birthday...he was locked under the stairs....of the warehouse....halfway down the block from jerry's bait shop...you know the place.  He was there...living off of magic mushrooms until he was 45 years old.....then he built a time machine...and went back in time to when he was about 15, that fateful day when he ran out of shrooms and realized that he had to start eating the plywood instead (by the way, it tastes like chicken), he broke himself out...and because he was broke out....his future self disappeared...and he was left....to go insanely ravage a city....well...he ravaged 3 cities...got bored....and moved to Niagara Falls....where he lived (so to speak)....sitting under the stairs....eating magic mushrooms!

now he's 16....and he grows various flavors of mushrooms....all more magical then before.......but unlike drugs....these mushrooms talk.....when your NOT high!  anyways....have a nice day :)

My real info, as you might have guessed this isn't real, is that I am 16, male, 6'1 and weigh approximately 250 pounds. Most people say I don't look it.  I live in Niagara Falls, Canada.  I have lived in the same house all my life and stuff. HEHEHEHEHE  check out my sight