Frog legs

Crispy, crunchy smothering lightly
Breaking yet a little bit slightly
Cringe my darling as now I bite the
For these legs, I know, become you lightly
I see you sweat my intuition
Changing slightly in my position
Flounder formal in your mission
I ate your legs it's my decision
Now as you float in the lap you lost
Is smothered in a tasty sauce
I understand your being cross
Watch me give your bones a toss
Across the room, I missed the can
For what now do you have a plan
I don't know how you froggies fan
Now your only half a man 

Frog

Nothing is so breathtaking
As a frog on a lily pad
In the snow, frozen solid
Crispy with the midnight low
Yet in a funny way smiling
As if to say
"I am really cold"
Alas dear friend your time is come
And long gone by
Yet the memories of days past
Haunt me like an over zealous duck
And the elegant contortions of your visage
Remind me that you have never been so heavy

Froggy

Froggy, Froggy shining bright
Sit on your lily pad tonight
You have been bad, don’t shed a tear
Or else I’ll confiscate your beer

My plea I’ll give to you tonight
Cause drinkin’ beer was such a fright
I was forced by pressure of pier
That night to guzzle down a beer

My friends, today, put up a fight
To try to get me to see the light
That drinkin’ beer was not so bad
Now here I sit on my lily pad

Oh Froggy dear, now listen here
You drank last night, Barks Root beer

Frogs

Oh wondrous frog
How gracefully you are driven
Into the treads of a black Honda.

Go frog

Go frog
Go to the moon
Go in your shimmering spoon to the moon.

My frog

My frog is green
It's quite a scene
To see him eat
What is not meat

Oh Froggy Dear

Leap to me, oh froggy dear
How gracefully you hock your beer
You make your noises in the night
Coerce your legs, oh please take flight 

Across the pond, into my lap
Come straight away, do you need a map?
Your little eyes are working well
I see your throaty greenish swell

It makes me think a little much
Of holding you, to feel your touch
Would thrill me far beyond belief
But still you offer no relief

So, hop along oh froggy dear
I’m all alone and waiting here

Highway

Leopard spots on a drying green
Pancake over steaming black
Oh the highway is very wide.

Bad luck

A frog dissected, probed and inspected
Formerly respected by his amphibian peers
Now mutilated, measured and rated
I hear his friends croaking about Budweiser beer.

Do frogs use deodorant

Do frogs use deodorant
Where does from them, come that wondrous scent
Do they keep cakes under there
Would they keep a brand new spare

Do frogs wear deodorant
Where is all of there money spent
They don't buy chips and beer
That would bring them too much cheer

Do frogs make deodorant
Package it, address where sent
To the recipient it brings much cheer
As they guzzle down a beer  

Do frogs use deodorant
No, there quite Maloderent

The endless search

A frog in a cage is much like a jelly bean
In as much as irate miry finds what it cannot wan
A time far away yet will come write the story
Of that frog in that careful fight for pride and glory
And although he failed and was squished in the mud
And was pied in the face and out sung by a Judd
And used in a science class and sold to the night
His place is now established his face in the light